[ Hey now, don't call her suspicious! She's a perfectly innocent person, thanks very much. Her nonexistent feelings are very hurt, and she pouts in a show of false displeasure. ]

Hey, who are you calling suspicious? [ Rude tbh, even if it's true half the time. ] I'm always honest with what I say and do.

[ It's just that sometimes she barely says anything and leaves a wide margin for misinterpretation. But that's hardly her fault. Leaning over, she also snags a glass of wine and downs it in one go. ]

Anyway, I'm not really cut out to be a bodyguard, but if you ever need a hand, I'll see what I can do.

[ She's got enough time for that, at least. ]